the other store is near my house. it is a circle k gas station. a black guy, a couple of white guys about my age (one is very socially awkward, eyes down wont talk to you at all really, the other is a douche with a jesus tat on his forearm) and a really, really cute girl with a monroe piercing and a lot of tattoos. id totally like to get to know her better, but she wont give me the time of day. you would think all of my blunt buying would impress her, but she never talks about it. i guess she doesnt smoke. one of those jesus freaks with tats. the blunts are 79 cents there, but its location is most convenient.
the other store used to be my store of choice when i lived in my apartment. its an awesome gas station run by a greek guy named george, and the only other employee was an old southern black guy who is totally awesome. george and me bullshit all the time when i go in there, and the old black guy always calls me boss and is like "i gotta hang out with you boss. just one night boss." its hillarious. the blunts there are 2 for 1.29. its the best deal, but its farthest away from where i live now. when i work in hp though i do stop by it on my way home. today, i saw a really cute girl was working there before i got out of my car. i got a little nervous i guess but was mostly like cool. i went inside, got 12 blunts, and proceed to check out. her hair is kind of dreadlocked. shes gorgeous. the more i talk to her, the more i realize she is actually cool. she doesnt know about the 2 for 1.29 deal but i talk her through how to do it. i smoke alot of blunts stfu. this chick is hot. she is cool. she asks me if im having a party. i say no, just stocking up for the weekend. shes like cool. she bags my stuff. i ask her if shes new there (she is). she asks me if i know where to get "good". i reply in the affirmative. she's like oh really. well hey let me get your number. im like.....iiiiiiii..........dont even own a cell phone, mutter something about being 20th century, she asks if i come there often, i say i do. she knew i was lying. how would i get bud if i dont have a phone? what kind of guy drives a 3, buys blunts 12 at a time, smokes "good", and doesnt have a cell phone? if i ever go back in there and she's in there, its gonna be awkward. and it sucks. she is hot, cool, smokes...shes everything i could want from a girl. and i rejected it. i rejected her. and i suck
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