FANTASY...football

So...fantasy football.  I suck at it.  Sometimes.  I've got 2 teams.  In the 6 team league with friends of mine, my team is the Slim Roethlisberger's.  This is in reference to the Eminem line "come up in this game like a rapist, they call me slim roethlisberger."  Which is a funny line.  Big ben is on my team as well.  That team I'm alright on, doing ok.  I think I'm making mostly solid moves.  Fucking injuries.  My league in my family team is doing alright as well I think.  After everyone was on a fucking bye this week.  That team is named Boss.  Due to the fact that they are boss.  Kevin Boss is not on that team, nor will he ever be.  Eli sucks.

The Slim Roethlisberger's were soundly defeated this weekend by my friend/roomate's team, los huevos.  We are currently both tied for second place behind Team Chaos.  My record is 4-3, his is 4-2-1.   What kind of fag ties.  Dallas Clark was out for the season this week, so I had to cut him and get a new tight end.  I signed Jeremy Shockey, like a reh-tard, and he got me all of 3 fucking points against the browns.  As punishment, I cut him, and signed Chris Cooley.  This morning I watched some highlights from Oakland's game and then read an article about how much Darren McFadden is improved, so I cut Malcolm Floyd and signed his ass to my squad.  I'm starting him next week as well against the Seahwaks fuck em.

Next Week's Matchup - Slim Roethlisberger's (4-3) vs. Redbeards (3-3-1)

I am picked to win the contest 87-67 atm, but fuckface has no tight end or kicker right now (their on byes).  We will see how this matchup shapes up.

In my family league I bodied my pops 106-68.  Big week from my boys.  Everyone was really good I got about 15 points from them all, no one went crazy but everyone showed up.  Rare.

Matchup - Boss (4-3) vs. Clueless Mom (4-3)

Im picked to win 107-77, but she still needs to pick a running back.  I traded her Austin Collie for Calvin Johnson 2 weeks ago, and now Collie is out several weeks with his wrist/thumb issues.  I kind of feel bad, but not really.  My starting WR's are now: Andre Johnson, Reggie Wayne, and Calvin Johnson.  Kind of extreme.