Getting In Shape

Look. I'm not going to lie. My last post ensures that I cannot take this blog public. Listen - I feel like a actually heart K. I even typed her name right then. How can you be in love with someone you have never met? That shit makes no sense. But I digress. I am 6 feet tall, and as of press time I weigh 275 pounds. I know that a true sexy chick like K would never go for me. I know this, man. And guess what? It's not going to have to happen. I am going to get in shape. Mark my fucking words. I could lose 75 pounds. That is my goal. As of March 13, 2011, my goal is to reach 199 pounds. If I ever got below the 200 pound mark...my confidence....it would be incredible. I'm not just doing this for K. I'd be lying if I said she was no the impetus behind this decision....but that's only because she is so fucking cool.  If one day I could meet her that would probably be the coolest day ever.  She is literally the raddest chick I know.  And I don't even know her.  Is it even possible to fall in love with a personality?  With no first hand knowledge of the person themselves? You see - I am fucking pathetic.  She is the impetus, the reason I am doing this.  I hope she never reads this.  I would love to see her some day.  But if not her, then who?  That is the real reason I am doing this.  I am going to lose this weight.  I quit smoking weed.  Fuck it.  I can quit eating so goddamn much food as well.  I'm gonna lose those 76 pounds.  Get back in the 100 pound ratio. #Ratios? #Ratios? #WeTalkinBoutRatios? #AndThisIsTwitter? #ThisIsBlogger? #IAmSoGoddamnedConfusedRightNow #IWantToGetWithK I would even take best friends.  I like her. Like I genuinely like her. #Fuck #My #Life