Neglectful Blog Owner

So yeah....I created this blog last year as a diversion and whatnot. It was pretty cool, for like a month maybe...then I just lost interest. Then I discovered my favorite site ever...twitter.

I used to be like "fuck twitter that shit is gay as fuck" before I got on there. I don't even remember why...I think I just kept hearing about celebrities doing cool shit on there.  Then a friend of mine from work and I were talking about how we needed to get on there and shit...and so...we did.

My twitter handle is xxxxxxxxxxx. That's not it there are real letters in the place of those x's. But I'm not so sure I want to blow my cover yet. I have pretty much the perfect twitter life right now. I started out just following celebs and shit...then a bunch of Steeler fans followed me. My name does have something to do with the Steelers I will tell you that much. Well I followed a bunch of these Steeler fans back. And guess what? Some of them would comment on shit I would post. Then I would comment back. And thusly, many twitter friendships were born.

The first chick I talked to on there really was N.  She is a weed head, and although I haven't smoked in about 3 months I sort of kind of pretended I still did. I mean who cares right, she's in Pittsburgh. So anyways we chatted it up for like a week, and 2 nights we tweeted pretty much all night long. She said "talk to you tommorow" after the second night of that...and the commitment-phobe in me was like "OH SHIT BRO! GET OUT OF THERE!" I sabatoge myself a lot. Refer to my previous blog posts.

So I took several days off twitter at that point, and our twitter relationship never recovered. Which is fine really, I mean it's a twitter buddy, not a girlfriend right? Yeah...right.

So anyways, this new chick I've been talking to a lot is K.  And wow.  She has posted pictures and her profile picture is of her too...and guess what? SHE. IS. GORGEOUS.  I mean N was not a bad looking chick at all, don't get me wrong.  But K is like that hot chick at your high school.  She is also 6 feet tall, which I'm not going to lie does give me an extra erection.  We are the same height I think...although you know generally if a guy says he is 6 feet he is 5'10...if a girl says 6 feet she is 6'2.  So I mean who knows really.  I wouldn't really care....she's so fucking cool.

We are pretty much the same person.  We tell the same types of jokes.  We laugh at the same shit.  She doesn't smoke and doesn't drink except on weekends...I don't smoke and need to stop drinking.  We have literally the same sense of humor.  Which is awesome, because generally speaking I love the shit out of my sense of humor.  I mean this chick is perfect.  Too perfect.  She will not be available....I will not have a chance to meet her.  I genuinely hope she finds happiness. 

Time to end this blog post right now before it gets any longer and sappier.